Malachi
The guy no one went for all that much, though that's all you wanted to go for. He is different than literally everyone else. He has green eyes and dark brown hair. When you look into his eyes you fall for him harder each moment you stare into them. His smile makes you insane almost mad because of how adorable it is. He drives you crazy, but yet hes the one to keep you calm to stop you from having a rampage over something. I would say he is the type who is very awkward and shy and let's you do all the talking until he gets comfortable, even though he's so awkward he makes you awkward. He makes sure you're safe and happy but loves to make you frustrated just to be cute. You would do anything for him.... ANYTHING. He is the most handsome person in my eyes and makes me blush just thinking about him. He's a perv but the funny kind, he's probably the most sarcastic person you will meet besides yourself. Hugging him is like all your surroundings disappear and it's just the two of you, nothing else could tear the two of you apart. When you hold his hand it's so relieving to know someone else could finally understand you and to show off to all the bitches hes yours and only yours and nothing could ever change that. He faces the world with you, and whatever emotion you are in he is in because he couldn't stand you being sad so it makes him upset also, he would give you everything you want just to make you happy.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Just as described. A fun line of products. Have already ordered others. Thanks!
You should get the penis mug. It's pretty elite - Elongated Muskrat

Loved how fast this arrived! Fun blast from the past... Dana Hills Dolphins!

It shows exactly what I want!!
its an alright mug. its moderate. mid. not the best. not the worst. pretty normal. if it was the weather it would be 50 degrees F. something so unexperiencing and experiencing at the same time. if it was on a number line, it would be in the center. i rate it a 5/10.
I can't believe my name became a meme. I love this mug.
Got a Fratz at home Love this mug. Fratz means kinda perky darling in my language, and since my darling loves to fratz when I'm around (that's indeed often) this is THE perfect gift for her.
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I Really enjoyed to color options and the mug is made of very good material and i will be buy much more in the near future these mugs are the absolute best
Jana loves her mug. Drinks from it everyday and counites to inspire her. Thank you so much for this gift
Best mug ever!
this is actually a good mug
Computerly good
It's excellent for memers from NSBHS who would like to have a good laugh every morning.
It was a gift for my brother. He absolutely loves it
Very easy to order and mug was made and delivered promptly. Looks great.
Coffee cup was easy to order. It was made and delivered promptly. It looks terrific.
Absolutely brilliant, I just love the hgfhgf mug, I would reccommend this to anyone, 10/10.
wow it's amazing, the best mug i've ever had !!!! My wife left me but it's okay because i have my shark mug ! I just want to say thak's, thank's to the world, thank's to god and thank's for you. you made my day
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