makeup
A substance that comes in powdered, liquid, gel, or cream form and usually consists of talc, glitter, carnuba wax and parfum. Some forms of makeup include eyeshadow (colored powder usually containing glitter that is applied to eye area), lipstick (a solid stick of carnuba wax and pigment applied to lips), nail polish (a colored enamel-like paint that dries into a hard surface that is applied to nails), foundation/powder (goop and powder the same hue as human skin that is sponged and brushed onto face to hide imperfections), and lip gloss (a usually gel-like substance usually containing a shimmer powder that is applied to lips to give sheen). Many cosmetic companies include Clinique, Maybelline, Urban Decay, Jane and MAC. Makeup is usually colored in different hues based on the type it is. Blue/silver is a common color for eyeshadow, while a range of red and pink (mimicking lips's natural color) are most commonly found in lipstick. If you want a translation, makeup is a bunch of scented glitzy colored shit that some people apply to their ugly mug hoping it enhances their looks (usually fails) or just to be "girly." Makeup is used most often by pre-teens, teeny boppers, whores, valley girls, metrosexuals, bloated old housewives, and in other words any other form of ditzy, stuck-up human being that goes to the mall more that 4-5 times a week, if often seen chewing Hubba Bubba bubblegum, and swoons over prettyboys (see pretty boy) like Justin Timberlake. See ugly bitch trying to look pretty
The Urban Dictionary Mug
It’s pretty damn cool
It was a really good hoe mug!!!!!
Exactly what I was hoping for! Great product
My coworkers see all the cups I order from you, and this one is already one of their faves
Just what I expected. Merchandise looked just like it did online. Showed my friends and even they loved the cup! Plan on ordering more merchandise from you guys. Thanks. KLDS
Astounding Mug. I found this Mug in a dark time, the time when I needed a mug the most. I went onto google.net and found this truly amazing piece of craftsmanship. Manny Heffley came out of my computer and started to gyrate, before hopping out completely and eating my asshole. It felts so good, I started shaking and moaning, rapidly convulsing on the floor. Manny Heffley slowly crawled into my, hiding in my womb in order to store his power for 12 months and evolve to the form of "Baby 2". Thank you, Urban Dictionary. This mug changed my life.
Looks great and quick delivery
very good quality, wasn’t broken or anything and was a good gag gift !
I gave it to her today. And she loved it said it was her to the T
The Printing wasn't very sharp, but it's good enough.

It was a surprise gift for someone and she absolutely loved it!
This was sent as a gift to my grandson, who lives in another state, so I never saw it. However I asked him as follows: "Just checking ... their request for a review shows an aquamarine mug ... it was supposed to be purple (eggplant, they called it). Was it purple?" Then he said: "It was purple! And thank you I love it haha Sent from my iPhone"
Shipment arrived quickly and in great condition. I know my custom mug will be a crowd pleaser when my girlfriend opens it up for Xmas.
Soaking is my favorite activity, glad I got a mug for it 😙

It DIDNT break :D
so happy you were able to put my unique word "Obergrossescheinehund" onto the new yellow mug. The yellow mug and black print make it easy for the words to be seen.
This is made by my friend i love it
Imagine not buying one of these. 🤢🗑🤡= non-buyer. Couldn't be me. 😎
It was the best thing I could have asked for
I mollywopped someone with it and it didn’t break. Nice
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