makeup
A substance that comes in powdered, liquid, gel, or cream form and usually consists of talc, glitter, carnuba wax and parfum. Some forms of makeup include eyeshadow (colored powder usually containing glitter that is applied to eye area), lipstick (a solid stick of carnuba wax and pigment applied to lips), nail polish (a colored enamel-like paint that dries into a hard surface that is applied to nails), foundation/powder (goop and powder the same hue as human skin that is sponged and brushed onto face to hide imperfections), and lip gloss (a usually gel-like substance usually containing a shimmer powder that is applied to lips to give sheen). Many cosmetic companies include Clinique, Maybelline, Urban Decay, Jane and MAC. Makeup is usually colored in different hues based on the type it is. Blue/silver is a common color for eyeshadow, while a range of red and pink (mimicking lips's natural color) are most commonly found in lipstick. If you want a translation, makeup is a bunch of scented glitzy colored shit that some people apply to their ugly mug hoping it enhances their looks (usually fails) or just to be "girly." Makeup is used most often by pre-teens, teeny boppers, whores, valley girls, metrosexuals, bloated old housewives, and in other words any other form of ditzy, stuck-up human being that goes to the mall more that 4-5 times a week, if often seen chewing Hubba Bubba bubblegum, and swoons over prettyboys (see pretty boy) like Justin Timberlake. See ugly bitch trying to look pretty
The Urban Dictionary Mug
The, "Wenomechainsama" Mug has amazing quality and an amazing definition! Can't belive my child's generation is so funny! Love - Sharen, 55, On facebook !<3
this mug reminds me of my cat, it does nothing and cant pour me a nice cup of joe. It is horrible, it doesn't tell nor does it allow me sip on it. It stops me from drinking from it, its like the mug is trying to torture me.
love this mug! Goes perfect with the Morbius meal.
Had no idea my name had a definition!!
Bought for an inside joke. Perfect.
i love the schizophrenia mug its amazing
This cute mug reminded me of a quote from an obscure biography I found quite by accident in a tiny hole-in-the-wall 2nd hand shop in Portland, ME in 1987: 'The Life and Times of Lazarus of Bethany'. Quote: " We are all walking wounded held together by the scars of our forbearance and the charity of our sisters and brothers." Truer words have never been said.
Love it . Its me down to a T
unlike most mug customization, you can say whatever the fuck you want. Bravo!
i liked that the mug had my name on it and a funny definition, i will definitely buy some for my friends(with their names of course).
I bought it as sort of a gag gift for my son and his new girlfriend and they loved it
I haven't even bought it, it smells nice
nice quality, vivid image
What's funny is the saying that everyone searched for is the one that popped up on the cup. So all the weird gross sayings that people are commenting on are completely out of context to everyone seeing their comment.
I would buy a morbillion of these mugs.
Coffee is good with a banana (minus the Shimflins!)
It was a good gift
AMAZING MUG. Love a good tutti cup in the morning
Great product The mug is of very good quality. Highly recommended!
Guys do i buy a sex mug?
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