Make it shitty
This is the art form of taking something nice, and in a core ass way making it look cool by making it look "low budget" or "less desirable". The goal is to make a functional piece or machine look like madmax got ahold of it. Typically your paintbrush is a 3" angle grinder, and when you're finished - no one is gonna wanna steal the contraption you've built. Essex was the inventor of this belief system dating back to Moby Dick on the USS Prescott.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
The mug is beautiful and I love it! Thank you for having a handle large enough for a man to hold onto! ♥️
Mug printed nicely. Great gift idea.
Really great! Your custom mugs are amazing and hilarious
lit af my name is Frey and the def isnt true but its so great
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