Magic Kid
A charlatan of epic proportions, theif, scoundrel, deciever, con-man, master of the dark arts, possible Warlock. Regularly tries to swindle you into buying broken cell phones. Always asks if you have money, if you want to go to McDonalds, or if you want anything from Perrys. Never give it money because it will be wasted on fatty cakes. Pear-shaped, scumstache, wears dumb DC hat, always tilts it in a rediculous and dishonorable fashion. Blazer is vinyled with stupid silk screen designs, and shirts are always cheezy. Believes to know martial arts, but is actually just a fat douche bag who who assumes a koala-like stance when challenging uninterested people to "spar". Has disdain for Criss Angel and David Blaine, probobly because they are in 2nd and 3rd place in the magical asshole contest of America. When asked to be in a movie, the Magic Kid declined, and stated that his "agent" should be contacted first. He proudly gave his agents number out, and he was called. But it was found that his agent was not in the best of health. In fact, his agent was in ICU. When the Magic Kid was told, he gave a smile and laughed his fat little fucking ass off. Claims to be payed 200 dollars an hour to perform magic at a local pub, when one of the waiters was asked about this, he laughed and said the Magic Kid only comes around and hits on the women at the pub, and is never taken seriously, usually laughed at as a matter of fact. Not payed 200 dollars an hour. Frequently picked on and photoshopped onto hilarious pictures. Pretends it doesnt effect him, but will most eventually lead him to shoot up his entire video class with a submachine gun or wand. Douchebag.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
I use black hobby paint & small brush to add recipient’s name to back of mug (which I requested be left blank - thank you!). This is a terrific gift for hard-to-buy-for slightly warped friends! BG
good mug but why does it sometimes say creepy things to me kinda sus ngl
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Great quality, although a high price for a mug! Printed really nicely and came out really well. $30 worth the laugh.
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gave it to my mom, she was proud. (shes dead)
My maiden name was Puddy and I just loved this mug that defined what Puddy means! I bought one for my brother as well as one for me… And this is the first time in all of our 70 + years that we have heard Puddy defined! We both are super grateful!
The color of the block highlighting the subject word was labeled "Flamingo Pink", but on the mug, it's actually closer to lilac and the woman I bought this mug for loves the color pink. I do like the apparent permanence of the design on the mug, I'm just disappointed with the inaccuracy of the color.
One day when I was walking down the street a man gave me this mug and said that it will be the best thing that ever happened to me, when I got home I filled the mug with the most delicious coffee and I became a penis. this is the best mug in the world thank you kind stranger for giving me this.
quimsy is my son's name. i find this mug overwhelming. there not man things in my possession that i find as overwhelming as this mug
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This helped me figure out what the word meant when my 35 year old father said he would beat my doonies down. For context I am 12.
Great, it was a gift and he loved it
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