Madison
Madisons are extremely insecure with themselves, and find that if they hate other people who are better than them, they can become "better" themselves.Madisons' have NO IDEA what the words "forgive and forget" mean, and are the absolute best at holding grudges for pathetic reasons. They try and put all the bad on other people for example, a Madison may...... Tell everyone, "Hey! I think she's anorrexict, just look at her!" because she herself is! Most are sleezy little skanks who think theyre hot shit and totally rich, even if they live in some chicken shit town... They have NO ASS and NO BOOBS! Even when they wear really fitting jeans ... you still can't see shit! They like to hurt other people, and are constantly acting like they have serious problems... But in reality, their only true problem is THERE SELF! They are always looking to do the next evil trick, which in this case God and Karma are gonna get them back. They are extremely ungrateful, and all they ever do is WANT!!! Now the brown hair Madisons' are cool but pretty average. So Certain Madisons need to fucking fall off a cliff. Madisons typically have a younger sibling who will be rude to the people she doesnt like. Their siblings are gay and faggish. They come from a stereotypical Mom. Their Dads are okay, and are simply depressed about his family being so awful. Oh and the red heads... there cool but there just "there".
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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Gay Label Adore this. Ordered for my husband, with the second definition on the back, about the gay filmmaker. Makes a nice discussion starter.
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I love it, but of course the definition Ichose for “Unicorn” is too long and gets cut off after “someone is remarkably attractive.” Is there any way to purchase a second mug that has the rest of the quote on it? They’d make a great set as a present. Please let me know. David Tillinghast dtilling480@gmail.com

"Turtle on my name". A tribute to the 50 odd years of misheard lyrics.
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I use black hobby paint & small brush to add recipient’s name to back of mug (which I requested be left blank - thank you!). This is a terrific gift for hard-to-buy-for slightly warped friends! BG
good mug but why does it sometimes say creepy things to me kinda sus ngl
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Fast shipment Better than expected!
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