Madison
Madisons are extremely insecure with themselves, and find that if they hate other people who are better than them, they can become "better" themselves.Madisons' have NO IDEA what the words "forgive and forget" mean, and are the absolute best at holding grudges for pathetic reasons. They try and put all the bad on other people for example, a Madison may...... Tell everyone, "Hey! I think she's anorrexict, just look at her!" because she herself is! Most are sleezy little skanks who think theyre hot shit and totally rich, even if they live in some chicken shit town... They have NO ASS and NO BOOBS! Even when they wear really fitting jeans ... you still can't see shit! They like to hurt other people, and are constantly acting like they have serious problems... But in reality, their only true problem is THERE SELF! They are always looking to do the next evil trick, which in this case God and Karma are gonna get them back. They are extremely ungrateful, and all they ever do is WANT!!! Now the brown hair Madisons' are cool but pretty average. So Certain Madisons need to fucking fall off a cliff. Madisons typically have a younger sibling who will be rude to the people she doesnt like. Their siblings are gay and faggish. They come from a stereotypical Mom. Their Dads are okay, and are simply depressed about his family being so awful. Oh and the red heads... there cool but there just "there".
The Urban Dictionary Mug
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy
I love pooping in this mug, great experince. But if you do more than 1 pound as I do, search for a bigger one
i love men and cups so this cup was perfect for me
Amazing mug, really high quality, I love it!
fantastic, personal gift to share with anyone!
The mug arrived very packed and on time. I love how well crafted the coffee mug is. I plan on ordering other merch from URBAN Dictionary soon. Thanks.
It morbed its way into my anus, a bit weird, but otherwise happy with my purchase
After watching that anal jar video, I felt inspired. That's when I found this mug.
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amazing I will buy this. it will be my child. I WILL BE KING OF THE 0w0
I loved this mug! when i drink out of it it always has a horrible stench and honestly i dont mind because i love smelling it. my boyfriend thinks i should throw it away because he says "its has lead poisoning" but i cant get rid of it. when my mom died i bought her a mug that said "deceased" because i thought it would brighten the moment when i open presents at her funeral (it worked). but if your looking for something to buy, you should really get one of these mugs. they are cute, nerdy, and remind me of my dead mother!
Yay. I got a mug... And it has the most accurate definition of my name ever lmfao. The quality is great and it's totally worth the price. For me, at least :)
The accuracy is real! My husband and I have 3 daughters. Our last name is Staats, in UD was spot on! Unbelievable! I got it to my husband just in time for Father's Day! Lol!
love it sm, gives a clear understanding of the word every sip thankyou
I nutted in the mug. Loved it!!!!!!!!
I fucked this mug so hard, It became pregnant
Exactly as I ordered it. Shipping was perfect, got updates, accurate date of delivery, and no damage. This is a gift for my little brother.
i was put on a list for buying this mug. 10/10 would recommend
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