Madison
This town is known for it's extremly expensive beach front property and high academic school systems. Like most typical New England towns it has more than one country club and several tennis courts. If you don't own a pair of uggs you are considered poor and a rich kid might pay for your grande moccachino at starbucks in town. Starbucks is like the main place to hang out and if you think starbucks is too expensive consider yourself a social outcast. There is a high persentage of preppy kids at the private and public schools. If you don't wear ralph lauren your labled as a goth or complete loser, no exceptions. Houses here are lots of money unless you live in a huge house in northern madison where the price value drops because your virtually a half an hour away from the beach and twon center. Our town center is dominated by coffe shops where you'll probably see 20 old farts sipping their dark cofee and discussing how they will spend their afternoon boating out on long Island sound,fart bags. If your house is under 500,000 you are considered "low class" and probably wear Hollister to try and fit in with the preppy crowd but you are so ugly and cheap looking that no one likes you and have no friends. Madison Kids hate nothing more than Guilford kids who think they are the shit, so stay the hell away Guilford Indians! Every one knows guilford is Madison's Ugly sister town.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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Smaller than I expected for the price.
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It morbed its way into my anus, a bit weird, but otherwise happy with my purchase
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