maddoch
Maddoch is a very thoughtful person with a large dick. Maddoch, was born from a family of ninjas from feudal Japan, his family consisted of 4 pirates, 3 ninjas, 2 samurai, and 1 clown. I honestly think anyone named Maddoch can slay up to 50 women with his dick, and make them all orgasm simultaneously while he holds up his country flag with his bare ass cheeks. Also, I told you my name was in here.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Bought the mug, Holds up like a charm!! I was "Botello'd" by my wife so I think its fitting
Bought the mug. Holds up like a charm. I got "Botello'd" by my wife. Makes me feel nice.
Just as described. A fun line of products. Have already ordered others. Thanks!
You should get the penis mug. It's pretty elite - Elongated Muskrat
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