M Wise
'''Mason Wise''' == Phase 1 YOuth == Mr. Wise was born in 1782 on Kangaroo Island, South Australia. While there, he loved goffers. he was raised by the notorious poopy bird. He loved dandilions, which inspired his grammy award winning book, dandilion hoppings. == Phase 2: The Jetsons and Clamidia == After leaving the island on a small sail boat, he went to audition for the Jetsons tv show. He did not make it. The next day, each Jetson was found dead. Police are still looking for suspects. After accidently falling into a volcano, he met his lover, Gina Clamidia. Unfortunately, she died. He left the volcano. He found a strange monkey in a tree, and it told him, "You will right a song about Harold the monkey, so he can finally get some." Mr Wise wrote the song, but Harold never got some. After accidentaly walking into a power plant, he fell into a bowl of nuclear nachos and found he had super powers, the power to be gay!!! But then he realized, it was just the cocaine. == Phase 3: snafu == Wise tried to become a UFC fighter, but he was kicked out when he tried to do a wet willy to Jack black. Then some fans of his song "harold the monkey, come give him some" came to start a band with him. It sucked. then he tried to be the stand in for charlie brown on the christmas special, but he was kicked off for being a puppy puncher. he realized he sucked at music and acting, so he stole some gold from his best friends wife and sold it to cash for gold.com. From this he got $7.48, a free taco at taco john's, and a date with the six flags old guy. He realized that Gina Clamidia wasnt the love of his life, this old dude was, at least thats what he thought until the old guy stole his free taco. == Things get better == not really == Phase3.5 == he realized his life sucked, but then something happend! == Phase 4!!!!! == he saw something he hadnt seen in years, a dandelion! he forgot how much he loved them, so it inspired him to write a book, which he titled "Dandelion Hoppings". It sold millions. == Phase 5 == He lives with his pet rabbit mr. ralphie in st. louis. He is currently working on the sequal to his book, "Dandelion Hoppings 2: Plunder!".
The Urban Dictionary Mug
This is the coolest Anspaugh mug that ever existed.
Great ordering experience..good quality
8.3 cm diameter? I hardly know her
The day this mug entered my life, my depression was cured, I won the lottery, my dad came back from the dead, and my mum started loving me, motto beg but if you rub the mug 3 times a genie WIll grant you 69 wishes (I wished for more mugs 69 times)
Gift for my niece. She loves it.
I don’t really want to by it but I do like that you can customize it Also I do find find funny nearly all the one star reviews are people say “I want the mug for free”
i tried to break this shit mug but died got reincarnated came back to life and this shitty mug was still there
How many ounces does it hold? I don’t know ask him. HIM!HIM! Fuck him! It’s catchy
Great experience with the Urban Dictionary and ordering my mug. Any concerns that were related to them were received promptly. Overall, it was a great experience
i love this mug its not a mistake ITS A MASTERPIECE
Describes my classmate in school, perfect
I love the cup and I’m certain I’ll be checking with you guys in the future..
*To those looking to purchase, others may criticize your sense of humor.* I love the thug shaker mug! It stands out as a quality desk ornament that all of my co workers are envious of. However, the other world leaders seem to find the thug shaker unfunny and immature for the work place. My wife says she will leave me if she sees it out one more time. I think I may have to give up the thug shaker persona once and for all. Stay strong thugs.
fuck you and your mugs give me a shirt or ill shit on you
Love love love it! Customer service gave me a coupon, let me know that I had to revise the definition when too long, and overall super helpful.
Nice Mug my second Mug. A little staining or photo graphic stain on the side of the cup and shown in the picture. As a result I cannot give a 5 Star Review.
The snarky message on the mug always gets big laughs from guests so I'm now using it as my go-to bourbon glass
Love the coffee mug. Would have been nice to see who had the word accepted into Urban Dictionary printed on the bottom of the mug. As I was the one. "Dusty Dawg" Other than that I love.
fuck ur mugs i want one for free
This mug, much like a cursed relic unearthed from the depths of despair, embodies a cacophony of design flaws and manufacturing mishaps that make one wonder if it was birthed from the darkest corners of incompetence itself. From its deceptively promising exterior, which boasts a color scheme akin to a bruised banana left out in the sun for too long, to its handle that feels more like a medieval torture device designed to punish the unsuspecting hand that dares to grasp it, every aspect of this mug screams "regret." Its material, a sinister amalgamation of recycled nightmares and shattered dreams, leeches a flavor reminiscent of stale coffee mixed with the tears of disappointed souls into whatever liquid unfortunate enough to be poured within its cursed confines. The rim, jagged and uneven like the edge of a poorly forged blade, guarantees that each sip is a perilous journey fraught with the risk of lip lacerations and existential dread. And let us not forget the bottom of this vessel, where the manufacturer's logo is stamped with all the subtlety of a scarlet letter, branding the user as a victim of their own poor purchasing decisions for all eternity. Indeed, this mug serves as a stark reminder that sometimes, in the vast expanse of consumer goods, there exists a dark abyss where quality and utility fear to tread, leaving only disappointment and regret in their wake.
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