Luke
Luke. Fuck your dad behind you back and will eat your newborn baby. Also, since the thing is from London, he'll drink all your tea. Since he likes toast he'll also be a fatass and eat it all. You'll think "...wow he's pretty cute." and then look behind you later and think "...wow, I dated him?". Since he is a fruit he'll probably leave you for his uncle, or maybe your father. He's always had a weird taste in men. If you ever meet this kind of Luke, bleach your eyes and wish you didn't exist because that's how you'll feel afterwards.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Gave it to my uncle and he rewarded me with a wet kiss. Best gift ever!
mug gud, got it for my gf but mug just made her pregananant. Help pliz mug says its going after my thicc mum next. pliz send help
I love the personalized mug I got from you! I never thought there were mugs available like the one I got and it's going to make the BEST holiday gift! Thank-you!!
My friend and I added a word ! Gotta get merch of it now. Thanks for the coffee mug!
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