Lucas
The type of guy you don’t let go of, if you can help it. He’s a natural leader and someone all of his friends look up to. He’s magnetic, easygoing, hilarious, adventurous, intelligent, curious, and so much damn fun. He takes care of the people closest to him, always willing to help in any way he can, every time. He’s loyal and he’s true. His laugh is infectious and his smile is captivating. He has an incredible body, always staying in shape, athletic and looks fuckin amazing naked. He’s sexy in this way you can’t explain. His energy is bright and warm. If you get to be with him romantically, he treats you like a queen and you always feel safe in his arms. He’s INCREDIBLE in bed and always up to try new stuff, so you’re always satisfied and never bored. He’s true to himself no matter what, and only seeks out the things that will bring him positivity or help him grow. He’s makes friends with everyone he meets. He’s masculine without the toxicity, and sensitive only when he feels comfortable enough. Which is very rare, and only if he trusts you. When he loves, he loves hard. And he gives life all he’s got. Be good to your Lucas. He seems really tough on the outside, but if you say things that hurt him, it’ll be hard for him to let it go. Luckily, he’ll let you know when you fuck up so you can learn from your mistakes and grow too.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
My friend loved it.!!
I like it, but not a lot. Also, the mugs are overpriced.
i luv it! great quality and actually the same hight as mossoflife!
Loved it, my co-workers liked the mug.
best mug every i get to wake up every morning to sip out of my sexy lama mug
I really like this mug. It’s quite bizarre and helps me live a quiet life in my small town of Morioh, Japan.
briliant buy great gift for my grandkid! love it!
This mug saved my life from spiraling down a deep dark path.
Great present for my wife, she uses it all the time, and it's her to a T.
I love it. High quality. Just as I had hoped.
This mug looks great! I love it!
I have a crippling addiction to these mugs, i have 459
This mug is wonderful it’s so funny and I gave it to the kid that made the Definition and he started dying laughing
War. War Never Changes. War, war never changes. In the year 1945, my great-great grandfather, serving in the army, wondered when he get to go home to his wife and the son he never see. He got his wish, when the U.S. ended WWII by dropping an atomic cloud on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. The world awaited Armageddon, instead, something miraculous happened. We began to use atomic energy as a nearly limitless source of power. People enjoyed luxury once thought in the realm of science fiction. Domestic robots, fusion powered cars, portable computers. Then, in the 21st century, people awoke from the American dream. Years of consumption led to the shortages of every major resource. The entire world unraveled. Peace became a distant memory. It is now the year 2077, and we stand on the brink of total war, and I am afraid, for myself, for my wife, for my infant son, because if my time in the army taught me one thing; is that war, war never changes.
Excellent satire - didn't see comments to that end, so find it hard to fathom if most readers, in turn, didn't laugh out loud, and say so. But apparently not.
I am gonna buy it and give it to my nine year old brother
Super Funny Mug 😂
best mug ever spittin nothin but fax
i fucking hate your mugs and shirts
awesome product!
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