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Its like walking in the desert and you wake up every morning with a stratchy barren throat, scorched skin, and itchy blazing eyes and the only thing possesing you to go any further is the one hope that you will find water. The thought of the refreashing, replenishing, reviving feeling of finally getting what you feel you so rightly deserve and have paid dues for staves your ability to sleep, smile, laugh, or think of anything else. You stumble stupidly across dunes and under miles of staggering heat to find the only thing that occupies your thoughts. And after miles of searching you think youve finally found an oasis of peace, shelter, and tranquility only to be snapped harshly and devestatingly into the realization that you were hoping and wishing all that time on nothing but a mirage. With hope depleated you wait for releif, but releif never comes. You simply sit there. Lethargic and apathetic to all and engrosed into you own self pity. And if your lucky youll do it over and over again until you find you oasis. If your like me, your fucked and bound to sit forever burdened over the loss of a love so beautiful and pure that it could be nothing else but a wispy mirage.
The Urban Dictionary Mug

Perfect coffee cup for a hockey fan. Great conversation starter.
Perfect gift! My husband loved it. So funny and clever!
Great mug… got one for my girlfriend… instant sex
As always, these are well made mugs that stand up to most anything. And they make perfect gifts (in this case for dirty-minded members of a wedding party). I’m extremely pleased.
Is a great mug that I purchased as a gag gift for a coworker. You know the one who also as interesting words/phrases that only urban dictionary can explain. Great as a coffee mug and better as conversation piece!
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The mug exceeded my expectations. Really excellent quality and build
Jim, you’re a fucking idiot interfering with accurate ratings and legitimate feedback. Get a hobby.
Great gift!
A little spendy, but worth it.
My wife kept talking about "ways out" being a Denver version of "psych" and she was right, so I got her this once I found it on UD. She loved it!
It's a great mug, will reccomend to family members my grandma gave me this mug for christmas and it was by far the best gift i got.
It arrived three weeks after ordering but given the holiday rush and inability of shipping to keep on schedule arrived late but was perfect little gift from me to my wife for her morning coffee with her "nickname" on the mug.
I liked the photo on your website and so I ordered the mug. You sent it right away, and it looks great!
Arrived carefully packaged

me and the boys when i get vodka mug
I ordered 3 of your mugs, with different names on them. There was a typo in the information about the name on the back of each of the mugs. This wasn’t a dealbreaker because the people who received them liked them. However, it would be nice if somebody who has basic proficiency in spelling English words could proofread the script for all of your names before they’re prepared.
Arrived on time. Great packaging. Communication with vendor was top-notch. High quality item.

I love it! Thanks! So
Great present for a retiring colleague with custom saying she's known for!
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