loos and death
What happens when you do the following all in one day: 1. Kick the Sandman in his stuff. 2. Tell a soccer momher baby is ugly. 3. Find the fattest, meanest police officer and call him a donut-scarfing pig. 4. Drink some hydrofluoric acid and eat some urinal cakes afterwards. 5. Shove a guinea pig, a boa constrictor, and a Shellder up your butt. 6. Floss your teeth with Richard Simmon's thong. 7. Superglue yourself to a giant rhinoceros who is running directly towards a tar pit. Don't worry; loos and death only happens if you do all this in the order listed...even though if you do 4 and 7, you'll still die anyway.
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I love it, but of course the definition Ichose for “Unicorn” is too long and gets cut off after “someone is remarkably attractive.” Is there any way to purchase a second mug that has the rest of the quote on it? They’d make a great set as a present. Please let me know. David Tillinghast dtilling480@gmail.com
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