Long Hill
Long Hill (Long Hill Township, NJ) in a nutshell. Its a long hill with a swamp in it. It has mostly white, Asians, and Hispanics. Being in that order of most to least. And most of them are generally pale, somehow Italian, Greek, Russian, Polish, French, Dutch, English, and/or German, and half or more of the people there wear glasses or contacts. 40% of people there are Republican, 20% Democrat, and another 40% couldn't give a rat's ass. Most people there mind their own business. Businesses there are nice. You can get cheap gas from what are likely friendly Russians. You can get ok priced food from what appear to be Greeks. Despite what people say, you're more likely to see someone of North European descent than of Mediterranean. Its the place for either bike riding, walking around in a swamp (which still has trails), or meet generally friendly people (generally 65-95%, but you'll likely get a mean person. That's X-COM baby) who really just want to be left alone. If you live there, you likely live there because its not too far from the highway, but not too close either. Or you have a job there. If you live there, you likely play a sport, have a hobby, work out, read lots of books, surf the web, play Steam, and/or chill with friends. If you're visiting, its likely cause you have friends here, you're passing through, or you going to the occasional estate sale. If you find a lost chicken, return it to an old looking Asian man.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
perfect for when im expressing myself <3
The most coolest I own!
Cole m's girlfriend loved this mug we have an uncontrollable love for eachother

Easy to order and packaged well!!
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The mug is a lot of fun and arrived as promised! Thank you
Just what we ordered, arrived in perfect condition, arrived on time! Excellent!
So fun! Looks just like I expected. I like that I could edit the mug to say what I want.
got one for Cole M.'s mother, she loved it! Best mediocrely- timed sex ever!!!
The mug is beautiful and I love it! Thank you for having a handle large enough for a man to hold onto! ♥️
Mug printed nicely. Great gift idea.
Really great! Your custom mugs are amazing and hilarious
lit af my name is Frey and the def isnt true but its so great
Cole M. got me one for my birthday, fastest sex ever
Cole M. got this for me. best sex of my life.
Got it for Cole M. girlfriend. Slowest sex of my life.
Fucking awesome. Bought this while drunk and don't regret it.
Cole M. gifted one for me on my birthday. I will never forget that day. 10/10
I didn’t get one yet but if I did it would also be for Cole M.’s girlfriend, we would have amazing sex
Was a gift and arrived on time. Just as advertised. Lots of fun.
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