Lonely
Loneliness is like the 5 stages of grief. That's how it feels: Denial Anger Bargaining Depression Acceptance. Only instead of getting better as you go through stages you get worse. Stage 1: “It’s just a phase” “Someone is going to talk to me.” “Everybody goes through a rough patch.” Imagine I were lonely for instance. I'd start looking for someone to blame in my anger. I blam my parents for switching schools; that’s the reason I never made a friend. I blame cell phones for corrupting todays values but soon Stage 3: “If I just, spent some more time outside I would be more social” “If I just joined some group activities - took some classes, everybody would naturally be pals” “If I just go up to someone and start a conversation…” It may take a while but I'll try everything “What if I just, stand in the middle of a field and yell ‘I’m lonely somebody help me!’” Most people go through depression now and then; imagine yourself depressed in utter sadness. Now imagine that with no shoulder to cry on; no one to help you get through your sorrow And no one to blame. However depression is not the worst stage. Because once you accept the fact that you will be lonely forever and there’s nothing you can or should do about it then there is no escaping it. In any other stage someone could pull you out of that bottomless pit of despair but, acceptance is brutal. A life here would be boring pursuits of going from point A to point B, and watching my favorite T.V. shows.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
The mug arrived as shown and expected. But, it is an average mug and the cost is quite high. It's funny and good as a one time gift. If we needed several, the cost would be prohibited. Again, funny product and as expected.
Love it. I can't wait to give it as a gift yo
This is lafayetti yummi yum yum Oui oui mon ami je m'appelle lafayette The lancelot of the revolutionary set I came from afar just to say "Bonsoir" Tell the king "Casse toi" Who's the best C'est moi
Awesome purchase, I can't wait to show off my "Progressively Straight" mug at Starbucks.
Mug was delivered undamaged just as ordered.
My order came quickly. Packaged well. Great job.
IT WAS MUG! CAME QUICK & SAID THING. HAVE NOT TASTED YET. NOT SMELL BAD, BUT DISHWASHER NONETHE LESS....
Henceforth, I am unable to leave a negative review for this amazing cup.
Good quality, just as pictured. Very pleased with it!
Having my first cup of coffee in the new cup. Good idea to add new terms through individual contributions.

10/10 Looks exactly like the preview. Shipping was fast.
This is for my granddaughter whom I used to call cutie patootie until she found out another meaning for patootie. Then she didn’t like the name so much! This will be a perfect gift for her! She is 16.
Love the cups :) It reminds us of our sweet momma. I thought everyone knew the word "mommicked" but evidently it is an Eastern North Carolina thing...My sisters and I all married Northerner/ Yankees and they had never heard of the word. Thank you for a tender memory.
Cup came in one piece and looks as nice as it does in the picture! Only note is just be mindful of any typos in the description of the definition, they will show up on the cup too! Other than that, no complaints!
This reminds me of the amazing teams i worked in!
great experience, with fast delivery. Thank you!
my grandma loved it!
My grandma is HOOKED
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This mug makes me happy :) reminds me of so many funny high school memories!
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