Limpy
When your dime bitch surprises you with a quick blow Job and your wiener is so limp that she can twirl it around in her mouth like a jump rope. To maintain limpy status for as long as possible it’s helpful to think about the affects of the corona virus on your used to be thriving business. If your lucky you can keep your limp wiener in her mouth for at least 30 seconds of pure bliss. When your limpy reaches 20% chubby the limpy is over and you go back about your day.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Arrived quickly, nicely packaged, exactly as expected, a good quality mug. Thank you!
Always shipped in proper package and timely
straightforward order and delivery
What a mug. After i bought it i got so much more rizz
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