Lila
Lila is the sexiest human known to mankind. But only one very specific Lila. She's the smartest human being and first thought of the lightbulb before that one fool copied her. She created the cellphone and the modern computer. She literally invented the earth, like she gave God the idea to invent earth cuz him and her were close like that. Every other Lila besides the original, the One and Only Lila is an embarrassment to society and is deserving of being castrated for impersonating the original. NOBODY. IS BETTER THAN THE ORIGINAL. The One and Only Lila looks like a God so you'll be able to tell pretty easily who she is. If you come across anyone named Lila who isnt like glowing and shit i would strongly advise you to castrate them cuz otherwise its your weiner/gina on the chopping block
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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I love it, but of course the definition Ichose for “Unicorn” is too long and gets cut off after “someone is remarkably attractive.” Is there any way to purchase a second mug that has the rest of the quote on it? They’d make a great set as a present. Please let me know. David Tillinghast dtilling480@gmail.com
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