ligma Mug
a serious contagious STD disease that took the lives of many people. there are different stages of ligma. in the first stage,the person is most likely unaware of the disease.however,their sex drive will gradually increase with time,tending to drive them into having lustful thoughts. in the second stage,the person starts to behave in an abnormal manner.while attempting to get hookups,they have a crazy sex drive that would make them want to fuck for hours. the people they fuck/get fucked by will immediately get infected. in the last stage,they must be restrained,or they would attempt to strip and hump people in public. they would die after a week of proceeding into the third stage. the only form of treatment, sawcon ,would only be able to be used in the first stage. sawcon is used by injecting an antidote which consists of 5ml of a special liquid into the person's privates.however,the doctor is at risk due to the contagiousness of the disease.the doctor should wear a glove of more than 20cm thick,while gently pressing on the area and injecting it into the clit/balls. the patient should lie in bed and move around as less as possible for two days,till the antidote spreads completely to the body.the patient will be fed by nurses wearing special suits and masks and will be quarantined in a special room at the lowest floor of the hospital.only authorised staff would be permitted to enter.
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love shoving it up my ass on a daily!!!!!
WOW THIS MUG MATCHES MY NAME I'M DEFINITELY GETTING THIS FOR MY BIRTHDAY
WOW I LOVE THIS SO MUCH IT EVEN MATCHES MY NAME! I'm definitely getting this mug for my birthday!
I got morb’d
This jar is amazing for vomiting in! i definitely recommend if you have ugly kids!
This cup is cool. I farted on it and my butt tickled
Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!
Smaller than I expected for the price.
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy
I love pooping in this mug, great experince. But if you do more than 1 pound as I do, search for a bigger one
i love men and cups so this cup was perfect for me
Amazing mug, really high quality, I love it!
fantastic, personal gift to share with anyone!
The mug arrived very packed and on time. I love how well crafted the coffee mug is. I plan on ordering other merch from URBAN Dictionary soon. Thanks.
It morbed its way into my anus, a bit weird, but otherwise happy with my purchase
After watching that anal jar video, I felt inspired. That's when I found this mug.