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when u r born u wear diapers all day and smell like shit 24/7 when u r about 12-17 u begin to get lots of boners and u r unsure of why and u r looking for ways not to get boners when you see your friends mom when u r about 20-30 u r lookin for girls and tryin to make money. when u r about 35-45 u r lookin for a side girl cuz u got a stupid lazy ass wife at home that dont do shit other than watch that fat bitch oprah. when u r about 50-60 u r gettin no boners and u r unsure why. u r also looking for ways to get a boner when you look at yer childrens mom. when u r about 70-death u wear diapers all day and smell like shit 24/7.
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