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If you want to be a good liberal, here's what you have to believe. The words "under God" in the Pledge of Allegiance are Congress establishing a religion. A cross on an isolated mountaintop is Congress establishing a religion. All descendents of slave and conquistadors are downtrodden and oppressed, an unable to find meaningful work. To help them, we must raise taxes on working people and give the poor folks entitlements. The police are able to protect all citizens from Pachucos and other criminals, so we should repeal the Second Amendment. Amos 'n' Andy is a very bad show and you should never watch it. If you watch it, you will have an irresistable urge to put on a bed sheet and lynch some guys of color. All guns are intrinsically bad. A gun sitting in a bureau draw is able to go off and shoot people. Straight white males are the cause of all America's trouble, so we should raise their taxes. Quean Hillary knows what is best for me, so I should vote for her. It takes a village to raise a child. But no Christians or straight white males should live in that village. All children are wards of the state. A diverse workforce is better than a skilled workforce. A diverse student body is better than a literate and diligent student body. The best man for the job is a woman. A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
"Turtle on my name". A tribute to the 50 odd years of misheard lyrics.
My friend couldn’t stop laughing when I gave it to him!
I got mugged A man mugged me and then said I had da big gaye
I love the costume coffee mug. What can you say that's bad about it. It's your choice after all. It's the best mug and I love it😍😍😍😍❤️❤️❤️❤️
these mugs are amazing. I can't
My Power Bottom Queen loves her eggplant colored mug and I let her celebrate her title whenever she so chooses
I use black hobby paint & small brush to add recipient’s name to back of mug (which I requested be left blank - thank you!). This is a terrific gift for hard-to-buy-for slightly warped friends! BG
good mug but why does it sometimes say creepy things to me kinda sus ngl
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Fast shipment Better than expected!
Customer service was very responsive and helpful
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Every web purchase should be this easy! Love it!
Great quality, although a high price for a mug! Printed really nicely and came out really well. $30 worth the laugh.
High quality finish
I just love mugs
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gave it to my mom, she was proud. (shes dead)
My maiden name was Puddy and I just loved this mug that defined what Puddy means! I bought one for my brother as well as one for me… And this is the first time in all of our 70 + years that we have heard Puddy defined! We both are super grateful!
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