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If you want to be a good liberal, here's what you have to believe. The words "under God" in the Pledge of Allegiance are Congress establishing a religion. A cross on an isolated mountaintop is Congress establishing a religion. All descendents of slave and conquistadors are downtrodden and oppressed, an unable to find meaningful work. To help them, we must raise taxes on working people and give the poor folks entitlements. The police are able to protect all citizens from Pachucos and other criminals, so we should repeal the Second Amendment. Amos 'n' Andy is a very bad show and you should never watch it. If you watch it, you will have an irresistable urge to put on a bed sheet and lynch some guys of color. All guns are intrinsically bad. A gun sitting in a bureau draw is able to go off and shoot people. Straight white males are the cause of all America's trouble, so we should raise their taxes. Quean Hillary knows what is best for me, so I should vote for her. It takes a village to raise a child. But no Christians or straight white males should live in that village. All children are wards of the state. A diverse workforce is better than a skilled workforce. A diverse student body is better than a literate and diligent student body. The best man for the job is a woman. A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.
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Cole M. gifted one for me on my birthday. I will never forget that day. 10/10
I didn’t get one yet but if I did it would also be for Cole M.’s girlfriend, we would have amazing sex
Was a gift and arrived on time. Just as advertised. Lots of fun.
The price is a little bit expensive, but the gift arrived as ordered. Thanks!
The price was a little expensive, but the gift arrived as ordered. Thanks!
Great mug got one for my highschool crush
I was very pleased with the mug and I was thrilled that I could purchase a customized item that perfectly suited the person I was gifting. The only issue I had was that it didn't have the quote from the tv show the word came from as that was pictured on the mug prior to purchase.
Came out just as described! Had the full definition. Very pleased!
Perfect gift As a joke I gave one to my mate but I costumised it. It said tom drunk 24/7 ugly and got lovely hair. The lovely hair part was a joke coz he don’t have any. It was his favourite gift he got for his birthday and he drinks his beer out of it 😂
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Perfect coffee cup for a hockey fan. Great conversation starter.
Perfect gift! My husband loved it. So funny and clever!
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