Lesbian sex story
The two got back from uni, stumbled through the door already kissing eachother hard. They quickly undressed eachother and stumbled again into the kitchen. Olivia lifted althie onto the counter, lowered herself and started licking her pussy so hard, it was already wet. Olivia grabbed althie and walked backwards, falling onto the couch, there pussies squashed against eachother. "oh I love you so much baby, now fuck me FUCK ME HARD" althie shouted and Olivia obeyed shoving 3 fingers up her pussy and althie moaned in delight. As it were now Olivias turn, althie picked her uip and carried her to the bedroom picking up her dildo on the way. She shoved it up olivia's pussy and yanked it out to start licking. She did this over and over before shoving up her tongue instead and then licking Olivias face with her wet, hard tongue. "Oh that's GOOD" Olivia screamed while creaming into althie mouth. "OH I BET IT IS" althie replied working harder, kneeling next to the bed nude. She noticed the window and balcony and an idea came to mind They went over the the balcony and started scissoring In public as it was the 2nd floor of an apartment building. Their other friend saw them and ran up in a hurry, stripping on her way. She ran into the bedroom and started licking them both. "I hope I'm not inturruptio something".
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