Leila
Leila is perfect. She has a laugh that will make you want to pull your heart out. She has the body of a runway model. Her smile would lite up an arena. Her dimple, her face, her natural curly hair, the way she walks and touches you, her eyes, her sense of fashion, the way she dances, and jokes about herself, her voice, her music taste, her bubbly personality, the way she makes you forget about your empty shell of a life. “What brings you in today?” She’s the girl of my dreams but I let her slip away from my fingertips like a bar of soap and an unlucky inmate. She made me feel like how Joe Rogan describes taking DMT. Her love is so powerful that I haven’t talked to her in years and think about her every second of every day. She’s just perfect. So perfect that I’m convinced she hates my guts while I ignore her and write this stupid therapy like essay for a definition. I hope one day we can die of old age together and look back on the days when we were young and dumb while rocking back and forth on loud squeaky chairs on top of a house overlooking a lake as you knit an ugly sweater and I stare happily into nothingness. I hope you can forgive me for how much of a smelly turd I am. I hope my feelings about the future aren’t faulty and I know that no matter what happens you will be happy. I love you bubz.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
This reminds me of the amazing teams i worked in!
great experience, with fast delivery. Thank you!
my grandma loved it!
My grandma is HOOKED
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This mug makes me happy :) reminds me of so many funny high school memories!
The mug came quickly and we love it!
These mugs are always good. I usually choose the neon green!
The mug is pretty and the writing on it is clear. It is of good quality and it makes me smile.
Well madder nice print. 8 0z cup. I'd prefer a mug but will be ordering 3 more. Just my cuppa tea (or coffee). Americans always make fun of some of the things I say. Recently my brother and I were talking about the Trawna Maple Leafs. I decided to look it up and sure enough there is was Trawna the city I grew up in. Now who has the last laugh.
I ordered pink but got purple, and the text wasn't very clean, but overall, it is a mug.
It was a gift for my sister, who wrote it. She loved it and so did I!
pushin 🅿️ w this mug😩
Got a ligma mug it's my favorite mug now
Arrived quickly, nicely packaged, exactly as expected, a good quality mug. Thank you!
Always shipped in proper package and timely
straightforward order and delivery
What a mug. After i bought it i got so much more rizz
Fast service. Precisely what I ordered.
My son wanted this mug. I highly recommend ordering from this site. Easy to order, pay, and track. Mug arrived without issue and is perfect!
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