Leftardation

Excessive brain damage often caused by drinking cyanide-laced Kool-Aid, those who are medically defined to be "Leftarded" appear to have the following symptoms: Praise for third-world cultures, government structures, and 6th century barbaric war cults. Praise for failed economic and political models that results in mass genocide. Refusal to take consequence for their actions, and projects their own hatred on their opponents. Denial of basic biological functions and cellular makeup. Excessive weight gain, oversized earlobe earrings, as well as piercings and tattoos covering their bodies. Hatred of pale skin pigmentation. Views violent sacrifices of preborn babies as sacred. Prone to outbursts of tears or anger if emotionally triggered. Views violation of Federal Immigration Laws as legal. Belief in state-run propaganda outlets as "truth", while suppressing alternate information. If you, or a loved one, knows anybody who is a Leftard, the only known solution would be permanent exile to "Leftard Colony" quarantine zones, most notably California or Sweden.