LCW
This female is known to be deceptive, cunning, and backstabbing, while having the unwavering urge to fulfill sexual fantasies without regard for any destruction or pain this may cause others. This female will go to great lengths to mask and keep her liaisons' private thus reaffirming the acronym even more. Be very wary when encountering this female as they come in many shapes and sizes, their greatest asset is the ability to blend in and deceive unsuspecting males into their web of lies, deception, and pain. As of now the only way to truly discover an LCW is to catch them in the act, but hopefully one day legislation will be passed to make it mandatory for these females to be branded with the "LCW" stamp across their forehead. Thus exposing them to the ridicule of society as they rightfully should be. But until that becomes a reality, stay cautious when out at bars, clubs, parties and other social gatherings where the LCW is known to regularly hang out. Also: College campuses are a breeding ground for this type of female so be extra cautious when around 18-24 year old females as most if not all probably have some affiliation with an LCW. And one final thing, once an LCW ALWAYS an LCW so guys don't think just because she says she's changed that she has (that's the trick of the LCW!). They care about no one but themselves and are to caught up in their own egotistical, narcissistic self to feel any bit of remorse or empathy for anyone else!
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Great way to wake up and clear your head every morning with the reminder of the day you woke up dumb enough to spend $32.95 for a basic coffee mug
Couldn't wait until the mug got home. Immediately after i bought it i wet myself. I couldn't help it. I got so bored of waiting i ordered 5 more mugs. And then another 5. And then ANOTHER 5. And now i have fucking 60 mugs that say schizophrenia on them. I only intended on gifting this mug to my schizophrenic younger sibling as a last gift before i inevitably must suffocate him with his own pillow. Now with all these mugs and have decided to put one mug on the old couple across the street's doorstep each day until eventually they are convinced that they are schizophrenic and see things that aren't there. Next i will get them to be taken to a mental institute where they will be locked up to live in an all-white facility for the rest of their lives. My hope is that i can do this to all of the neighbors on my street so i can finally get enough space so that i can run my hamster experiments in peace without my neighbors always wonder what the small hamster screams coming from my basement are. Anyways nice mug 8/10.
I dont remember writing "I have dementia" in this cup ? a bit strange... nice cup tho.
I dont even own the mug. I just wanted to write a review about how epic it is>>> fuck you
my kids loved it. delicious and a great snack. would buy again.
it was great 💀
Gave it to my girl, she loved it.
Best mug I have ever had
love shoving it up my ass on a daily!!!!!
WOW THIS MUG MATCHES MY NAME I'M DEFINITELY GETTING THIS FOR MY BIRTHDAY
WOW I LOVE THIS SO MUCH IT EVEN MATCHES MY NAME! I'm definitely getting this mug for my birthday!
I got morb’d
This jar is amazing for vomiting in! i definitely recommend if you have ugly kids!
This cup is cool. I farted on it and my butt tickled

Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!
Smaller than I expected for the price.
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
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