Lara
A filthy skanky ass whore who works part time as a bottom shelf STD ridden Bangkok Hooker. She will swoop into a person’s perfectly normal lives and use her extremely annoying, nails on a chalkboard, brazilian bitch accent to charm your boy with her whorish personality. Then you realize all of this is just a ploy for her to trap the well off White Boy and leech off him like the chlamydia having parasite she is, so she can suck him dry of money and have him pay her rent and tuition, with the endgame being forcing him into a premature marriage if ideal or possibly baby trapping him with a torn condom.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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