Lance
Lance is one of the most adorable, hilarious guys you’ve ever met. He has many “friends”, though is only close with a few. He has a sweet baby face, with dark, curly hair. He is tall and fairly skinny, though working on those gains. You probably have a crush on him, and are too scared to tell him. The way he talks to you may come off as mean, but deep down he enjoys hanging out with you. That’s what you hope, at least. The more you get to know him, the more apparent it becomes that you are helplessly in love with him. You feel stupid because you don’t know him well enough to truly “love” him, he’s just so hard to resist. With each passing day you start to realize he will never reciprocate these feelings. If he knew you liked him, he wouldn’t care. Or worse, he’d say “ewwww”. This makes you sad, but doesn’t keep you from thinking about him. You dwell on the fact that you two are not even friends. You understand that he does not care about you enough to even say “hi” when you pass in the halls. At this point you are not concerned about being in a relationship with him, you are just longing to be in a friendship. You don’t need to be best friends, you just wish he would acknowledge that you exist. You still love him though. Because he is a Lance. If you find one, never let go.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
I nutted in the mug. Loved it!!!!!!!!
I fucked this mug so hard, It became pregnant

Exactly as I ordered it. Shipping was perfect, got updates, accurate date of delivery, and no damage. This is a gift for my little brother.
i was put on a list for buying this mug. 10/10 would recommend
Great customer service and was a fun surprise for an inside joke to a coworker. 😊
Nice cup! Seems to be a quality piece.
This mug reminds me of when I was happy. When I was a wee little winker enjoying the wonders of this life!
The, "Wenomechainsama" Mug has amazing quality and an amazing definition! Can't belive my child's generation is so funny! Love - Sharen, 55, On facebook !<3
this mug reminds me of my cat, it does nothing and cant pour me a nice cup of joe. It is horrible, it doesn't tell nor does it allow me sip on it. It stops me from drinking from it, its like the mug is trying to torture me.
love this mug! Goes perfect with the Morbius meal.

Had no idea my name had a definition!!
Bought for an inside joke. Perfect.
i love the schizophrenia mug its amazing
This cute mug reminded me of a quote from an obscure biography I found quite by accident in a tiny hole-in-the-wall 2nd hand shop in Portland, ME in 1987: 'The Life and Times of Lazarus of Bethany'. Quote: " We are all walking wounded held together by the scars of our forbearance and the charity of our sisters and brothers." Truer words have never been said.
Love it . Its me down to a T
unlike most mug customization, you can say whatever the fuck you want. Bravo!
i liked that the mug had my name on it and a funny definition, i will definitely buy some for my friends(with their names of course).
I bought it as sort of a gag gift for my son and his new girlfriend and they loved it
I haven't even bought it, it smells nice
nice quality, vivid image
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