lacrosse
The fastest game on two feet! played in three different venues at levels from 3rd grade or younger (on the west coast) all the way up to the professional leagues (NLL, MLL, and girly laX) Outdoor Men's (REAL) lacrosse: Played on a narrower soccer field. two 6'X6' nets at opposite ends about 15 yards off the end line. Nets surrounded by a 12' circular crease (like in hockey). Metals sticks (some wood) made out of anything from aluminum to titanium to scandium. plastic heads that are so vast in number it makes your head spin (very customizable with). Leather (traditional) straps woven with nylon string or Tight weave nylon mesh (hard, soft, monster, or six diamond mesh. Similar to soccer in that there are attackmen, middies, and defensemen. defensemen say on their end as do the attackmen, middies go where ever they like. goalies stay on their island (the crease). no cross checking (like hockey) or slashing (excessive force put into a stick check) or tripping or helmet checks. there are some technical rules involving the restraining boxes and the clearing boxes and the midline that I won't get into. 11 on 11 play (including the goalie) Hell of a lot of fun! Hell of a lot of contact! Hell of a lot complex plays! Hell of a lot of LAX Indoor (hockey) laX: same as outdoor except it's played on a hockey rink sized field with walls and smaller 3'X3' goals. looser on the foul calls. lots of fights in the pros (NLL... GO JAX). no off sides. 6 on 6 play (including the goalie) Girls (funny) Lacrosse: no offense to any girl lacrosse players, cuz i love that you love the game, but i don't get girls lacrosse. there's no contact (kinda takes away half the fun and all the defense) there's hardly any pocket on the sticks (no sick fakes or sick rips or easy passes) if there was a decent girls goalie on the west coast then her team would never lose because girls lacrosse shots have more arc then my 80 yard clearing pass, not to mention i could take a nap in the time it takes for the shot to get from your sticks to the goal. no real face-offs (they have some goofy standing one) other wise the same at guys laX as far as technical rules and infractions. 11 on 11 play (including goalies) Best spring spots in existence (besides Motocross (but that's not a team sport)) It's like this: soccer + Hockey + basketball + football - gay (baseball) + Track X 100 + Metal Poles to beat on people with + style = LAX not to rip on baseball... cuz i watch the world series game 7 only if it goes to game 7 but i compare baseball to sitting on a bench staring a wall for and hour and a half then have some beefcake, raisin nut, sack grabber through a rock at you and you have to react.
The Urban Dictionary Mug

Got this mug for my daughter and she was taken a back. I explained to her why it was funny, but she didn't seem to understand. Its been a few days since my daughter has talked to me. I'm positive she loves it! I'm hoping to hear from her soon :)
Arrived before my daughter’s birthday, which was good. Not chipped or cracked, so that was good, too. Ichabod Crane looked good on the ferra color.
Looks great. Made a cool gift. Quick shipping!

It holds liquid, very good
I use it to catch my cum
the mug is really durable, my parents beat me with it and it doesnt break
Love this mug, I like to use it to defecate in which I then feed to my family. 5 stars.
Quick shipping and awesome hysterical product!
I fucked with it for months before i finally ate it.
Great mug! Got a homo mug for a friend's birthday and he adored it. :)
love it

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The thing is amazing. Also everything on the back is true!
Professor - I am loving this ....not all professors are blasted toward intellectualism. I believe smart comes in all different sizes, color, beauty, and personality. I will use this coffee cup proudly. Loving it in Denver. Jax
It was great! Very hard to break and easy to hold! Also very cute

I sent my friend the Wordle URL for her to enjoy. She did her first Wordle and got so excited, she sent me a text including the answer she got. This showed at the top of my screen and I read it - there was no way to un-read it so I was ... wordlefucked for the day!
Solid mug. Funny design. Fair price
My dad hits me with his mug. It's very very durable
I got the Capybara one made by FAUBCOK and it was so good quality!
i loved the mug, gave it to my grandmother on her birthday
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