Kyle

a warrior of god-like proportions. he has the body of a god, the muscles of the hulk, the looksof a Bradd pitt-jhonny depp hybrid, the sex appeal of glen quagmire, the loveableness of a puppy and kitten hugging in the sunset, and the reflexes of a jaguar. Charlie Sheen challanged Kyle on his new game show "The Biggest Winner" and got shut out. If kyle were to kick you in the back of the head, you would have to fight off the incredible urge to thank him. Kyle spends most of his time pimpin his hoes, rollin in his lambo, and above all, winning. Researchers at harvard university ran som tests on Kyle to find out who his real parents were. they discovered He created himself cuz hes equal to God. Kyle has many forms but his most common form is a teenage dark haired student to avoid being found by Satan (because he wants a rematch). Be warned, just because he looks non-threatning does not mean he won't open his trade-marked can-o-whoop-ass on you. He currently resides in a discrete location somewhere in the U.S. but dont bother looking for him, cuz he knows where you already are. December 20th, 2012 is the day Kyle plans to retire from being a BAMF. Surely within the next 24 hours humanity will fall, thus ending the Earth. Friend: Bro have you seen Kyle? other friend:yeah why? Friend: i just wanna know what hes doing. other friend: WHAT?!?!YOU SHOULD KNOW BY NOW! HES WINNING AND BEING A BAMF'ing PIMP 24/7 365!!!!