Kyle
The best guy alive. Girls will be lucky to meet him, but guys - he's homophobic. Extremely goodlooking, he attracts a lot of attention from his muscles and face. He has the best personality. He can make you laugh and smile even when you're feeling down. He can be playful, but he knows exactly when to be serious. He's nice and sweet, but knows when not to be. He's got flaws like the rest of us, but the good things about him make up for it. He's a very determined person, meaning he will not accept defeat under any circumstances. He refuses to lose to anyone. He is loyal, so he won't sneak around with another person; you can trust him. He's the type of guy that you are willing to give everything you have to; but he doesn't ask for it. He's very cheerful at times, but he can also be very depressed. Like I said, he's nice and sweet, but his jokes are mean, which makes it even funnier. He's an athlete/jock. Yes, ladies, this man has the body of The Rock. He's very muscular, meaning he can protect you and keep you safe. When it comes to love, he's willing to give his all. The things he says won't melt your heart - it'll take it away from your body and lock it inside of his, keeping it safe and warm for you. He's the best person alive, and there's nobody there to surpass him.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
Good quality ceramic cup! Worth the novelty price!

Perfect gift for my gf
Looks great! Came quick
Gave it to my nerd brother. He used it consume liquid

Love it

Too inappropriate
epic
Got exactly what I wanted. Very happy with my mug.
It came faster than I thought it would and it looks great!
i am literally shitting literal bricks please help my asshole is on fire
Looked great, came earlier than expected, and in perfect condition!
Every Aspect of my Order (as First-Time customer) was actually very good, nice. .I ordered a white drinking mug with a Red background with text. would recommend this Site again.
so cool! u can make sarcastic stuff too. i put: sarcasm: being an absolute asshole
The description of a person by their names is the realest I’ve ever come across
It was a really good hoe mug!!!!!
Exactly what I was hoping for! Great product
Looks great and quick delivery
very good quality, wasn’t broken or anything and was a good gag gift !

It was a surprise gift for someone and she absolutely loved it!
Imagine not buying one of these. 🤢🗑🤡= non-buyer. Couldn't be me. 😎
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