Krystlelyn Mug
A girl who isn't perfect, but perfect for you. A girl who laughs all the time for no reason at all, with a smile that's bigger than the entire night sky. And that laugh, that smile, makes your heart beat so fast that nothing could keep up with you. She's a girl that you'd wanna spend a friday night with, playing video games and eating popcorn. And a saturday day with, at the beach doing nothing but playing in the sand and catching waves till dark. She's the type of girl that you wanna spend your entire life with, even if you fight and argue every other day, you just want her around. You want to be there with her. You want to see the things she sees so that she doesn't have to tell you over the phone. You want to be the one dropping her off at work and waking up to her coming home when she's done. She's the type of girl that never complains, but only cares. The type that never gives up on you no matter what, and is always there. She's the only girl you'd want to be in love with, for the rest of your life.
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Customer Reviews
I did not order anything, and got a stupid cup
this is my new piss mug
Cool
I got this for my dad but he didn’t want it so he just gave it to me. Ever since I took it back my life has been the greatest it’s ever been. I asked my other dad if he wanted but he said no too. Oh well, I get to enjoy this product for myself more.
It was the greatest mug I've ever ordered :skullll
This mug has made me so happy. This is more than I could have ever wanted in life.
My friend loved it.!!
I like it, but not a lot. Also, the mugs are overpriced.
i luv it! great quality and actually the same hight as mossoflife!
Loved it, my co-workers liked the mug.
best mug every i get to wake up every morning to sip out of my sexy lama mug
I really like this mug. It’s quite bizarre and helps me live a quiet life in my small town of Morioh, Japan.
briliant buy great gift for my grandkid! love it!
This mug saved my life from spiraling down a deep dark path.
Great present for my wife, she uses it all the time, and it's her to a T.
I love it. High quality. Just as I had hoped.
This mug looks great! I love it!
I have a crippling addiction to these mugs, i have 459
This mug is wonderful it’s so funny and I gave it to the kid that made the Definition and he started dying laughing
War. War Never Changes. War, war never changes. In the year 1945, my great-great grandfather, serving in the army, wondered when he get to go home to his wife and the son he never see. He got his wish, when the U.S. ended WWII by dropping an atomic cloud on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. The world awaited Armageddon, instead, something miraculous happened. We began to use atomic energy as a nearly limitless source of power. People enjoyed luxury once thought in the realm of science fiction. Domestic robots, fusion powered cars, portable computers. Then, in the 21st century, people awoke from the American dream. Years of consumption led to the shortages of every major resource. The entire world unraveled. Peace became a distant memory. It is now the year 2077, and we stand on the brink of total war, and I am afraid, for myself, for my wife, for my infant son, because if my time in the army taught me one thing; is that war, war never changes.