Krystalle
lushous brown hair. Her hair is either curled (small curls), strait or natural (wavey). She has the most perfect eyes. ¡WARNING! If you look into them there is a very high chance that you will get lost in the depths of their beauty. This is a new term that scientists call the brown pools of Krystalles eyes effect. Underneath of her eyes is smooth to the touch. Not many know, but on this area (cheeks) she has freckles. She chooses to cover them. No one knows why she decides to cover up these things of beauty but I beleive that it's because if you connect them together; it's a map to the stars. If I had this map; I too would hide its secret. Between those rosy cheeks are her lips. Her lips are so juciy and if you kiss her they'll always be on your mind. Underneath of her decribed head is her body. Designed by the finest artists around the world. This body is firstclass. It has everything one could ask for. Beautful legs a nice butt and chest and it even has some amazing curves. Just rubbing one's hand up these will change a persons life, rewriting what beauty means. This is great but the true beauty is inside. She is spontaneous, cute, funny, energetic, and more. It's so hard to explain perfection due to it being so vast and nearly impossible to acheive but she is it. To just be with her will releive you of any pain, or anything. She truely is special. She deserves the greatest person on the planet that will treat her right.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Arrived on time. Great packaging. Communication with vendor was top-notch. High quality item.
I love it! Thanks! So
Great present for a retiring colleague with custom saying she's known for!
Loved this mug! So unique and you can edit the text to add something unique.
I gave it to my friend who took money from me and never returned.
I love the fact that I was able to customize my name since I've never been able to find anything with my name. The only downside is it's smaller than I thought it would be (I guess I didn't pay much attention to that), wish it was bigger, only about 10 oz total.
It's simply awesome; and plus, the word means a lot.
Really fast and looks great! Took a chance on Christmas gift and it was a success!
Awesome mug feels really nice good weight and color although I think the shade could be a little brighter when it comes to the highlighter yellow, I am still pleased with the outcome and the fact that a whole passage was so neatly printed onto the product, very pleased with the packaging too! That made it so easy to wrap just in time for Christmas. Who knew!!
okay so the mug was mid but when you have a genz meme and give it to one of the most serious people you know then it's pretty funny
Nice mug, great feel‼️
Perfect!
Good quality ceramic cup! Worth the novelty price!
Perfect gift for my gf
Looks great! Came quick
Gave it to my nerd brother. He used it consume liquid
Love it
as a fan of non-Z-generation-UD (since 2000 more or less) , especially of old-school definitions ("phat!") (as Nick, the more time passes by, the more I reach my inner age = 75 XD) , I totally appreciated the delivery in time for Christmas! (whispering) Perhaps printing quality in the Spain printing company is not as good as in the US, but - hey! - I got it before Christmas as a gift for my thank-God-non-Gen-Z-sister! ;) hugs from the eighties, and from Italy, and thanks! Mario
This is SO cool. Morning coffee will always memorialize my new addition to the English lexicon.
Too inappropriate
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