kryptix
1. A fat retarded monkey, that spends half of its day trying to shove its tail up his own ass. The other half of the day it is either attempting to find its cock or hacking and scamming people on a MMORPG. see wannabegangsterbitch 2. A very small dildo mould. see babydick 3. A rare homosexually transmitted disease, caused by bending other men over a keyboard and proceding to fuck them in the ass. see kryptixhousehold
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