Kristel
Such a beautiful girl. Every guy who walks in a room melts when they see her. She’s a very funny sweet girl with a big heart. She’s scared of being heartbroken and loosing people who mean the world to her. Give her love and respect and she’ll give that back. Kristel values people close to her and would never stab their back or make them feel bad, she’s such an amazing kind person. But behind that smile is a world of trouble. She’s very insecure about herself and just wants to be like everyone else, but the people she loves are always there to remind her that she’s so much much more than what she thinks. She has a hard time expressing herself and would very often bottle up her emotions and would just cry it away. She’s very sad inside but trys not to reflect that on the people she loves, she doesn’t want to be a burden. She’s obsessed with one boy and one boy only, even though she can’t have him, she likes it pretend she does. She loves talking to this boy and every time she sees him she lights up, she’s very nervous around him which is why she’s terribly afraid of making a first move. Everyone loves kristel and I don’t blame them, I mean look at her she’s drop dead gorgeous! Her long dark brown hair and beautiful eyes would make anyone fall for her. All the guys come flocking to her. She’s has a beautiful body and such great taste it clothes. Very athletic and faster then most people she knows.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
My wife is truly beautiful and this cup was perfect for her.
Awesome mugs! My GF laughed her ass off, lol!!!
t-this mug changed my life. At first i was a loner but then i bought this mug and i became HIM. I thank this mug everyday for its blessings
Cute, good quality, *****!
Exactly as expected!
My order was delivered very quickly and was high quality. Glad to add it to my mug shelf.
God is still alive. The existence of this mug shows there is still faith that god is dead and is listening to us. God Bless,
Gay Label Adore this. Ordered for my husband, with the second definition on the back, about the gay filmmaker. Makes a nice discussion starter.
Top notch shipping and exactly what I hoped!!
Best mug i have ever purchased! Subscribe
I love it, but of course the definition Ichose for “Unicorn” is too long and gets cut off after “someone is remarkably attractive.” Is there any way to purchase a second mug that has the rest of the quote on it? They’d make a great set as a present. Please let me know. David Tillinghast dtilling480@gmail.com

"Turtle on my name". A tribute to the 50 odd years of misheard lyrics.
My friend couldn’t stop laughing when I gave it to him!
I got mugged A man mugged me and then said I had da big gaye
I love the costume coffee mug. What can you say that's bad about it. It's your choice after all. It's the best mug and I love it😍😍😍😍❤️❤️❤️❤️
these mugs are amazing. I can't
My Power Bottom Queen loves her eggplant colored mug and I let her celebrate her title whenever she so chooses
I use black hobby paint & small brush to add recipient’s name to back of mug (which I requested be left blank - thank you!). This is a terrific gift for hard-to-buy-for slightly warped friends! BG
good mug but why does it sometimes say creepy things to me kinda sus ngl
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