Kris

The know-it-all girl in your English class with the unfortunate habit of lecturing and the NTJ tendency toward pedantry. She's loyal and compassionate and down to earth. You'll always know where you stand with her, at least if you're paying attention. She'll fight against injustice past the point where she's bugging the crap out of people. She rocks a fitted, low-cut evening gown, but won't believe you when you tell her she looks amazing. She's heard it too many time from people who want something. She can smell BS a mile away. She's the woman with the wicked sense of humor who makes the dudebros uncomfortable because they can't tell if she's laughing at them or not. She is.