Krazy2DKore Mug
A straight sex act done in three parts. 1.Have sex in the front seat of a pickup truck while a pedophile driving. Destination needs to be a corn field that has dead stalks remaining in the field. 1a. Bonus points awarded if you have the pedophile stop at a gas station andcontinue to have sex while he pumps gas. 2.Once at the corn field, preferably near or in a trailer park, position yourselves so that you both have a dead corn stalk either entering or threatening to enter your anus. Continue having sex regardless of whom or what watches you. 2a. minus all bonus points if male enjoys a dead corn stalk in his anus 2b. Bonus points awarded if female enjoys a dead corn stalk in her anus 3.Enter nearby trailer and finish. (This is assuming you haven’t already blown your load Mr. Softy) Perform sex act on a pull out couch that has a thin mattress and creaks. 3a. Bonus points awarded if she allows anal sex 3b. Bonus points awarded if done in pedophiles trailer 3c. Bonus points awarded if pedophiles wife comes out and masturbates to your live pornography. Master the Krazy2DKore by having all 5 bonus points and completing it in 3 hours or less. If you fail to complete this task, your are not awesome enough and should be PWND for your insolence.
The Urban Dictionary Mug

Got this mug for my daughter and she was taken a back. I explained to her why it was funny, but she didn't seem to understand. Its been a few days since my daughter has talked to me. I'm positive she loves it! I'm hoping to hear from her soon :)
Arrived before my daughter’s birthday, which was good. Not chipped or cracked, so that was good, too. Ichabod Crane looked good on the ferra color.
Looks great. Made a cool gift. Quick shipping!

It holds liquid, very good
I use it to catch my cum
the mug is really durable, my parents beat me with it and it doesnt break
Love this mug, I like to use it to defecate in which I then feed to my family. 5 stars.
Quick shipping and awesome hysterical product!
I fucked with it for months before i finally ate it.
Great mug! Got a homo mug for a friend's birthday and he adored it. :)
love it

THINGS ARE GETTING A LITTLE WILD AT CAILLOU'S HOUSE!
The thing is amazing. Also everything on the back is true!
Professor - I am loving this ....not all professors are blasted toward intellectualism. I believe smart comes in all different sizes, color, beauty, and personality. I will use this coffee cup proudly. Loving it in Denver. Jax
It was great! Very hard to break and easy to hold! Also very cute

I sent my friend the Wordle URL for her to enjoy. She did her first Wordle and got so excited, she sent me a text including the answer she got. This showed at the top of my screen and I read it - there was no way to un-read it so I was ... wordlefucked for the day!
Solid mug. Funny design. Fair price
My dad hits me with his mug. It's very very durable
I got the Capybara one made by FAUBCOK and it was so good quality!
i loved the mug, gave it to my grandmother on her birthday
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