Kratom
Basically, Kratom (or Mitragyna speciosa) is an amazing plant that remains legal because of its lack of publicity, toxicity and medicinal uses in rehab. This is an amazing legal high that is very similar to opiates and can even considered an opiod. As much euphoria as this plant can produce, at larger doses, It is less addicting than codeine regarding cravings and withdrawl, but of course that doesn't at all mean do it everyday. If this plant is used wisely and in moderation it can give you many different effects within 2-3 hours starting with stimulation and gradually changing into an opiate high with very minimal withdrawls. Of course wisely refers to dosage which is usually between 5-14 grams depending on how much of a tolerance you have to opiods. A little more might cause unpleasent side effects that might ruin the experience, most common being nausea. The standardized powdered leaf (best imo is bali) is the most common method and can be mixed with hot water to make a tea or just mixed with a type of juice can okay, whatever helps get it down. There are also resins and extracts, its all about preference, i know people who have gotten effects from smoking, but usually you get close to none. People that really despise the taste buy empty gel-capsules and fill them up with the powder. This powder is very bitter, but bearable and the warm fuzzy feeling definitley makes up for it. Again, be wise! don't bring attention to it, always use moderation. please dont fuck it up for the rest of us. oh and im really baked right now so if any of this didnnt make sense, u kno.
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