kolbie
A very sexy man with the capability of growing a killer mustache fit for a 60s man who loves children. Though he doesn't love children, he is very hot, very sexy, very handsome and NOT a pedo. He hasn't fucked his sister once. I look at his ass passing by the street sometimes. I'm not gay, but like, I would totally tap that. The thing about Kolbie is that he makes us all laugh, even if he is stupid and goofy, and on Discord he is NOT a simp, which is a gargantuan task of its own.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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I love it, but of course the definition Ichose for “Unicorn” is too long and gets cut off after “someone is remarkably attractive.” Is there any way to purchase a second mug that has the rest of the quote on it? They’d make a great set as a present. Please let me know. David Tillinghast dtilling480@gmail.com
"Turtle on my name". A tribute to the 50 odd years of misheard lyrics.
My friend couldn’t stop laughing when I gave it to him!
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