Knockout
Knockout is a forum that sprung from the remains of Facepunch in early 2018, and has since eclipsed Facepunch tenfold to become a seething hive of degeneracy with fetishes that would make /b/ scream in horror before reaching for the bleach. Most of Knockout's demographic are thirty-something year olds who were hot stuff when Facepunch hit its prime in late 2010, and are now stuck whining about how they wasted all their life experiences by being shut-ins in their mother's basements or boozing for years but can't work up the will to either stop posting or administer nine grams of lead to their brain. When Knockouters aren't busy explaining their fucked up fetishes, torrenting child porn, or treating tiny pixels next to their names like Viagra for their penises irl, they spend their days like ResetERA does: whining about anything that doesn't fit the social justice definition, whining about representation, whining about how no one takes them seriously, and whining at each other like the bitches they are, but if you try to point out that their lives are worthless and that they have better things to get upset over, they will cry like pussies and bombard you with "Dumb" ratings. Meanwhile you can get banned for not going along with the community or whenever the jannies wish. Knockout is hell.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
God is still alive. The existence of this mug shows there is still faith that god is dead and is listening to us. God Bless,
Gay Label Adore this. Ordered for my husband, with the second definition on the back, about the gay filmmaker. Makes a nice discussion starter.
Top notch shipping and exactly what I hoped!!
Best mug i have ever purchased! Subscribe
I love it, but of course the definition Ichose for “Unicorn” is too long and gets cut off after “someone is remarkably attractive.” Is there any way to purchase a second mug that has the rest of the quote on it? They’d make a great set as a present. Please let me know. David Tillinghast dtilling480@gmail.com
"Turtle on my name". A tribute to the 50 odd years of misheard lyrics.
My friend couldn’t stop laughing when I gave it to him!
I got mugged A man mugged me and then said I had da big gaye
I love the costume coffee mug. What can you say that's bad about it. It's your choice after all. It's the best mug and I love it😍😍😍😍❤️❤️❤️❤️
these mugs are amazing. I can't
My Power Bottom Queen loves her eggplant colored mug and I let her celebrate her title whenever she so chooses
I use black hobby paint & small brush to add recipient’s name to back of mug (which I requested be left blank - thank you!). This is a terrific gift for hard-to-buy-for slightly warped friends! BG
good mug but why does it sometimes say creepy things to me kinda sus ngl
up ya bum
Fast shipment Better than expected!
Customer service was very responsive and helpful
Wowzers
Every web purchase should be this easy! Love it!
Great quality, although a high price for a mug! Printed really nicely and came out really well. $30 worth the laugh.
High quality finish
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