Knobsessed
A complete knob jockeying slut, be they male or female. So obsessed with penises, that they don't even notice the guy attached to it. Every workplace, town and secondary school has one of these "knobsessed" individuals. Teenagers and middle aged guys often fall victim to the knobsessed. You can recognise them by their trousers (which are too tight) and their hair (which is too bleached/dyed/straightened/backcombed) and by their voice (which is too loud).
The Urban Dictionary Mug

Loiks great
I had it drop-shipped and the recipient was very pleased. Thank you for the quick service and handling.
The coffee mug looks great and always draws comments from those seeing the first time.
perfect for when im expressing myself <3
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