Kirstein
A very special girl. She is the kindest girl you will ever meet, with the greatest wit. She has the beauty of a goddess, and a smile that can shine the brightest light into my soul. Her personality is great… full of kindness, care, free-spirit, perseverance, trust, eagerness, intelligence, courage, confidence, cheer, creativity, generosity, graciousness, humor... perfection. She is someone I would die for. She’s the girl I want to be with someday. She is my soul mate. She is a one of a kind, no other like her, no other better. Her happiness and smiles are worth more than the world to me. Day and night she is always in my head and in my heart. Just the thought of her…her name…her smile… it brings me happiness and warmth in my heart, and takes my breath away. For as long as I live my heart will always be by her side. She makes me smile without me even noticing it. She is a girl that I would do absolutely anything for. She is the light to my soul. She is the strength that keeps me walking. She is the hope that keeps me trusting. She calms and soothes me, keeps me resting. She means more than I ever could want. My feelings for her are so real, my greatest fear is losing her. She is my purpose, she’s everything. And I would give up everything for her because I am madly in love with her.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
Good quality ceramic cup! Worth the novelty price!

Perfect gift for my gf
Looks great! Came quick
Gave it to my nerd brother. He used it consume liquid

Love it

Too inappropriate
epic
Got exactly what I wanted. Very happy with my mug.
It came faster than I thought it would and it looks great!
i am literally shitting literal bricks please help my asshole is on fire
Looked great, came earlier than expected, and in perfect condition!
Every Aspect of my Order (as First-Time customer) was actually very good, nice. .I ordered a white drinking mug with a Red background with text. would recommend this Site again.
so cool! u can make sarcastic stuff too. i put: sarcasm: being an absolute asshole
The description of a person by their names is the realest I’ve ever come across
It was a really good hoe mug!!!!!
Exactly what I was hoping for! Great product
Looks great and quick delivery
very good quality, wasn’t broken or anything and was a good gag gift !

It was a surprise gift for someone and she absolutely loved it!
Imagine not buying one of these. 🤢🗑🤡= non-buyer. Couldn't be me. 😎
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