Kirklen Mug
A Kirklen, or Kirk for short, (not to be confused with Kirklin, Kirklyn, Kyrklyn, or Kirklan) is hands down, bar none, the most incredible woman ever to have existed. An incredibly rare find, a Kirklen is well-rounded and excels in many aspects of life, including medicine, hunter jumping, many other sports, and just being a bad-ass in general. Her wit is unmatched, and her personality is unrivaled. When the word “Beautiful” searches for itself in the dictionary, it finds two things defining it: the single word “Kirklen”, and a picture of Kirklen’s face. Be careful looking into her eyes as you may just get lost in their intense golden brown color, like dark honey, or afternoon sunlight shining through a glass of whiskey. And her smile; it’s the most beautiful smile in the world, and truly something to behold. Strong mentally and physically, she doesn’t let anything get her down or get in her way. She is ambitious and driven, but is also sweet, kind, patient, and light-hearted. In choosing a single word to describe her, though no single word can truly encapsulate all that she is, it would be: perfect. Cautiously approach the wild Kirklen as she will use her limitless wit and endless beauty to entrap your mind and ensnare your senses. You will know a Kirklen is close when all the noise of the world starts to fade away and butterflies start to flutter around your stomach.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Sent this to my crush now she has a restraining order on me!!!
Without this mug, my life was but a series of painful unfortunate events. Since it has come into my life, love has followed, joy has followed and dishonour has been disavowed. Sincerely. From the bottom of my heart. Thank you. Please keep up the good work and I hope everyone will find joy as I have one day.
I love the Duh Big Red Truck so much that I have a tattoo. So does my best friend. We’re in our 60s. Woot woot!
my mom (Mia) loves the mug you made it is amazing you made her day #girlboss
I love da gooning mug. now i know how to goon and i can goon with my cool new gooner friends !
We really like our cup!!!
Just as described. Excellent packaging. Timely shipping. No problems here. Thanks!
Just wish it could have had a little more of the text on the mug, but otherwise it's great. What a clever marketing idea to be able to get this on t-shirts and mugs.
I spent the money and directly sent this to be the pettest person ever to a person who was doing this to me. It was awesome
It’s a sturdy ceramic mug. A little pricey, IMO, but I really wanted this definition on a mug. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Just what is needed for someone’s desk during the pandemic and beyond when they have to “MacGuyver” to make things happen.
Best purchase of my life, it's all downhill from here!
The Urban Dictionary offers one-of-a-kind products in its Coffee Mugs if you want to purchase something interesting. A bit off-center and not the norm. This is the place to be. Customer service is responsive to your query when asking a question. All Good.
Bought the mug, Holds up like a charm!! I was "Botello'd" by my wife so I think its fitting
Bought the mug. Holds up like a charm. I got "Botello'd" by my wife. Makes me feel nice.
Just as described. A fun line of products. Have already ordered others. Thanks!
You should get the penis mug. It's pretty elite - Elongated Muskrat
Loved how fast this arrived! Fun blast from the past... Dana Hills Dolphins!
It shows exactly what I want!!
its an alright mug. its moderate. mid. not the best. not the worst. pretty normal. if it was the weather it would be 50 degrees F. something so unexperiencing and experiencing at the same time. if it was on a number line, it would be in the center. i rate it a 5/10.
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