Kirk
Kirk is an extremely confident male figure, who will light up the room by just opening his mouth at Sanic speed. He likes being called b0ss and will forcefully made you give him da pussi and if you don't, he will guilt trip you by stating that he "hz a cansur" His hobbies include hitting small children in the face with soiled linnen, smashing eggs with his penis, and sucking his pet bird named "Cock" off. If you get lucky and happen to obtain a Kirk, never let him go. Trap him in a Pokeball if it's the only way to keep in in your heart.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
I just love it. Just like I ordered!
Exactly as promised.
To beginulate, the muglification of the vessel is both pleasing to the eye as well as the hand. Secondly, the option of choosing one's own colors adds to the lessening if the so called " buyer's remorse" which so often accompanies modern "on line" purchases.

My husband absolutely loves this! This was a difficult product to find but it turned out perfectly! He was cracking up. Definitely worth the buy.
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