kinky
not just whipped cream and cherries, although food fetishists will disagree! red bras have almost no part to play, unless it's ordered that you wear one. anything that goes against the norm of sex - so oral, anal, masturbation and titwanks aren't kinky. think handcuffs, blindfolds, rope, leather, chains, spreader bars and anything that would shock the vicar and go from there, right on up to forced feminisation, scat (shit play), needles and knives. anything involving dead people necrophilia, animals bestiality and children paedophilia ISN'T kinky. not only are those acts illegal - they're also sick.
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I love it, but of course the definition Ichose for “Unicorn” is too long and gets cut off after “someone is remarkably attractive.” Is there any way to purchase a second mug that has the rest of the quote on it? They’d make a great set as a present. Please let me know. David Tillinghast dtilling480@gmail.com
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