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A large suburb of Houston, Texas. Consists mainly of fags, especially the kind that live and breath Abercrombie, Hollister and Gap. Most of the people that don't fall into the above category are druggies/alcoholics. The real story for anyone bothering to read this is most likely Kingwood Highschool. Its a huge, overpopulated, and extremely over competitive school where most sports teams are somehow decent, with the exception of Football which needs to learn how to throw a fucking pass. Most students at KHS (Kingwood Highschool) fall into one of three general categories, the kids who take school way too seriously, the kids who don't give a shit about school, and the kids who don't have to do great in school but still try anyways because they realize an education is the only way to escape from "the bubble". Kingwood is referred to as "the bubble" largely because the kids here live very sheltered lives, have almost no clue whats REALLY going on in the world, and in reality probably don't care anyways. Also known as "the smokeable forest" because of the large druggie population which can't handle the fact that Kingwood is less exciting than a pile of shit, and try to make it more so with drugs/alcohol. It is true that alot of people in Kingwood have more money than they need, and there are alot of rich fags here. But don't be fooled, amidst all the people desperately trying to fit into one of the many cliques KHS has to offer, there are still some people here who have some depth to their personality, who do care whats happening in the world (especially those with family in the military, rock on =D), and who you might actually want to talk to. These are generally the more laid back kids, who don't have to do drugs and other crap to entertain themselves, who try in school, but don't freak out over it any more than is necessary, and who don't wear what they wear to "be cool" or to "fit in" but because its actually an expression of their own personality and not just some mask they use to fool people into thinking their stylish or some crap like that. Should you be unfortunate enough to move here, you should probably seek out this small group of real people before you get swallowed up by the innumerable amounts of drones.

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The Urban Dictionary Mug

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Loved the mug! It really suits me, my co-workers love it.

Michael C.Mar 16

Pissah!

GregMar 16
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anonymous ..Mar 15

Sent this to my crush now she has a restraining order on me!!!

Fuck U.Mar 15

Without this mug, my life was but a series of painful unfortunate events. Since it has come into my life, love has followed, joy has followed and dishonour has been disavowed. Sincerely. From the bottom of my heart. Thank you. Please keep up the good work and I hope everyone will find joy as I have one day.

Matty B.Mar 15

I love the Duh Big Red Truck so much that I have a tattoo. So does my best friend. We’re in our 60s. Woot woot!

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my mom (Mia) loves the mug you made it is amazing you made her day #girlboss

Kaitlyn M.Mar 14

I love da gooning mug. now i know how to goon and i can goon with my cool new gooner friends !

Isaiah T.Mar 14

We really like our cup!!!

Gary M.Mar 14
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Just as described. Excellent packaging. Timely shipping. No problems here. Thanks!

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Review by Cary B.

Just wish it could have had a little more of the text on the mug, but otherwise it's great. What a clever marketing idea to be able to get this on t-shirts and mugs.

Cary B.Mar 13
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I spent the money and directly sent this to be the pettest person ever to a person who was doing this to me. It was awesome

Jane s.Mar 11

It’s a sturdy ceramic mug. A little pricey, IMO, but I really wanted this definition on a mug. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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Review by Francis B.

Just what is needed for someone’s desk during the pandemic and beyond when they have to “MacGuyver” to make things happen.

Francis B.Mar 11
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Best purchase of my life, it's all downhill from here!

Kathleen S.Mar 10

The Urban Dictionary offers one-of-a-kind products in its Coffee Mugs if you want to purchase something interesting. A bit off-center and not the norm. This is the place to be. Customer service is responsive to your query when asking a question. All Good.

Stephen N.Mar 10
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Bought the mug, Holds up like a charm!! I was "Botello'd" by my wife so I think its fitting

Nirem P.Mar 9

Bought the mug. Holds up like a charm. I got "Botello'd" by my wife. Makes me feel nice.

Russell R.Mar 9

Just as described. A fun line of products. Have already ordered others. Thanks!

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You should get the penis mug. It's pretty elite - Elongated Muskrat

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