KingSpaceCheeze Mug
A man with a crown, who constantly goes to hot math anime tiddies for 24/7, mentally and physically goon to it. KingSpaceCheeze wanted to explore his gooning environment somewhere more comfy, like his bedroom, but it's risky because his mother wanted his room door open at all times! but that didn't stop him, and he pulled his pants down, took a grip of his peeny dick and stroke it gently - each stroke felt like everything - move up and down touching his sensitive tip, and he wanted to go faster, so he continued beating his peeny dick to non-existent and he slipped out a soft moan. He could feel the hype; he slowly stroked more and faster, moaning louder and louder each time. He didn't care if his mother heard. He did it faster and faster. "UHHH. FUCKKK DARK OH YESSS YESSS." he screamed. "OH MY GOD THIS IS FUCKING AMAZING" he screamed as he gave a deep stroke in his small 4-inch cock. He started to hear footsteps coming down the hall, but he didn't care. He pushed his meat to the limits, hitting his sensitive tip and the base at a rapid pace. staring at a hot math numbers tiddies from his computer, at his climax - he screamed in pleasure as he started to have an orgasm. His legs shook in joy, and his mind went numb. His mother walked in the room, only to see him there with his hands gripping his peeny dick, KingSpaceCheeze climaxed and squirted all over the floor and his mother's face.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Pissah!
nice.
Sent this to my crush now she has a restraining order on me!!!
Without this mug, my life was but a series of painful unfortunate events. Since it has come into my life, love has followed, joy has followed and dishonour has been disavowed. Sincerely. From the bottom of my heart. Thank you. Please keep up the good work and I hope everyone will find joy as I have one day.
I love the Duh Big Red Truck so much that I have a tattoo. So does my best friend. We’re in our 60s. Woot woot!
my mom (Mia) loves the mug you made it is amazing you made her day #girlboss
I love da gooning mug. now i know how to goon and i can goon with my cool new gooner friends !
We really like our cup!!!
Just as described. Excellent packaging. Timely shipping. No problems here. Thanks!
Just wish it could have had a little more of the text on the mug, but otherwise it's great. What a clever marketing idea to be able to get this on t-shirts and mugs.
I spent the money and directly sent this to be the pettest person ever to a person who was doing this to me. It was awesome
It’s a sturdy ceramic mug. A little pricey, IMO, but I really wanted this definition on a mug. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Just what is needed for someone’s desk during the pandemic and beyond when they have to “MacGuyver” to make things happen.
Best purchase of my life, it's all downhill from here!
The Urban Dictionary offers one-of-a-kind products in its Coffee Mugs if you want to purchase something interesting. A bit off-center and not the norm. This is the place to be. Customer service is responsive to your query when asking a question. All Good.
Bought the mug, Holds up like a charm!! I was "Botello'd" by my wife so I think its fitting
Bought the mug. Holds up like a charm. I got "Botello'd" by my wife. Makes me feel nice.
Just as described. A fun line of products. Have already ordered others. Thanks!
You should get the penis mug. It's pretty elite - Elongated Muskrat
Loved how fast this arrived! Fun blast from the past... Dana Hills Dolphins!
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