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Alternatively: Squeezekill CEO A killsqueeze CEO is the boss of a company (Chief Executive Officer) – often appointed by a big multicorporate enterprise that owns the subordinate company – who's job it is to finish and/or rush out a product the company is known for (often a video game) to create revenue and profit for the superordinate multicorporate enterprise as soon as possible, after which the company is closed down and the employees are either fired or transferred to another position within the multicorporate enterprise. This often involves threatening employees with the closure of the company or losing their jobs if they don't perform as asked, pressuring them to compete with each other and do excessive work hours ("crunching"). Ironically actually achieving the goals set by the killsqueeze CEO usually won't change the company's fate. After the company is closed down, the killsqueeze CEO receives compensation by the superordinate multicorporate enterprise or is given another job or position within that multicorporate enterprise while the employees are being fired or transferred to save costs and maximize profit of the product. Killsqueeze CEO's are often appointed if a game studio underperforms and takes too long to make a video game, threating a financial loss for the publisher (= multicorporate enterprise). They're being appointed to rush out the game in an unfinished state to allow people to buy it (often as falsely labelled "Early Access").

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The Urban Dictionary Mug

Ceramic mug (11 oz)
Printed on-demand just for you
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Word on front, definition on back
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I dont remember writing "I have dementia" in this cup ? a bit strange... nice cup tho.

Hugh J. 2022-06-29

I dont even own the mug. I just wanted to write a review about how epic it is>>> fuck you

iygugkuy j. 2022-06-29

my kids loved it. delicious and a great snack. would buy again.

Annabelle S. 2022-06-28

love shoving it up my ass on a daily!!!!!

michael m. 2022-06-27

This jar is amazing for vomiting in! i definitely recommend if you have ugly kids!

kill m. 2022-06-26

i use my mug for sperm donation

Quandale 2022-06-24

10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?

Mike O. 2022-06-24

My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.

Joseph M. 2022-06-23

it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy

help c. 2022-06-23

I love pooping in this mug, great experince. But if you do more than 1 pound as I do, search for a bigger one

Giorgio G. 2022-06-23

It morbed its way into my anus, a bit weird, but otherwise happy with my purchase

Morb i. 2022-06-22

After watching that anal jar video, I felt inspired. That's when I found this mug.

Billy J. 2022-06-22

Happy with my purchase

Jennifer S. 2022-06-20
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I loved this mug! when i drink out of it it always has a horrible stench and honestly i dont mind because i love smelling it. my boyfriend thinks i should throw it away because he says "its has lead poisoning" but i cant get rid of it. when my mom died i bought her a mug that said "deceased" because i thought it would brighten the moment when i open presents at her funeral (it worked). but if your looking for something to buy, you should really get one of these mugs. they are cute, nerdy, and remind me of my dead mother!

Oliver N. 2022-06-19

I nutted in the mug. Loved it!!!!!!!!

me . 2022-06-18

I fucked this mug so hard, It became pregnant

Indy R. 2022-06-18

This mug reminds me of when I was happy. When I was a wee little winker enjoying the wonders of this life!

Jzuez 2022-06-15

this mug reminds me of my cat, it does nothing and cant pour me a nice cup of joe. It is horrible, it doesn't tell nor does it allow me sip on it. It stops me from drinking from it, its like the mug is trying to torture me.

ben m. 2022-06-14

i love the schizophrenia mug its amazing

e w. 2022-06-09

unlike most mug customization, you can say whatever the fuck you want. Bravo!

Colin the C. 2022-06-05

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