kiki
Kiki is someone whose brilliance is undeniably unmatched. With a mind sharper than a razor and a level of success that most can only dream of, Kiki is a force to be reckoned with. Everything they touch turns to gold, and quite frankly, the world would be a lot less interesting without them. Kiki is a D1 football player, the fastest human to ever exist—scientists are still trying to figure out how she manages to run the 100-meter dash in 0.5 seconds. Some say she bends time itself. She’s so smart, funny, attractive, kind, caring, amazing, beautiful—honestly, words fall short of capturing her essence. She is a dog snatcher, so watch out—if your dog mysteriously disappears, just know it’s in the arms of greatness. But wait, there’s more. Kiki doesn’t just set the bar; she is the bar. A once-in-a-lifetime phenomenon, the definition of Black excellence. If you’re searching for the epitome of success, just look at her. She’s not just rich—she’s generational-wealth, private-jet-to-get-coffee, diamonds-on-my-diamonds rich. The type of rich where money doesn’t even look real anymore. The banks hold onto her for security. The economy? Basically just a side effect of Kiki existing. Honestly, Kiki’s life is like a Kanye West album—groundbreaking, controversial (because she’s just too elite for some people to handle), and straight-up legendary. The world is simply living in the era of Kiki.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Awesome mugs! My GF laughed her ass off, lol!!!
t-this mug changed my life. At first i was a loner but then i bought this mug and i became HIM. I thank this mug everyday for its blessings
Cute, good quality, *****!
Exactly as expected!
My order was delivered very quickly and was high quality. Glad to add it to my mug shelf.
God is still alive. The existence of this mug shows there is still faith that god is dead and is listening to us. God Bless,
Gay Label Adore this. Ordered for my husband, with the second definition on the back, about the gay filmmaker. Makes a nice discussion starter.
Top notch shipping and exactly what I hoped!!
Best mug i have ever purchased! Subscribe
I love it, but of course the definition Ichose for “Unicorn” is too long and gets cut off after “someone is remarkably attractive.” Is there any way to purchase a second mug that has the rest of the quote on it? They’d make a great set as a present. Please let me know. David Tillinghast dtilling480@gmail.com
"Turtle on my name". A tribute to the 50 odd years of misheard lyrics.
My friend couldn’t stop laughing when I gave it to him!
I got mugged A man mugged me and then said I had da big gaye
I love the costume coffee mug. What can you say that's bad about it. It's your choice after all. It's the best mug and I love it😍😍😍😍❤️❤️❤️❤️
these mugs are amazing. I can't
My Power Bottom Queen loves her eggplant colored mug and I let her celebrate her title whenever she so chooses
I use black hobby paint & small brush to add recipient’s name to back of mug (which I requested be left blank - thank you!). This is a terrific gift for hard-to-buy-for slightly warped friends! BG
good mug but why does it sometimes say creepy things to me kinda sus ngl
up ya bum
Fast shipment Better than expected!
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