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Keyboard Muscles

People you come in contact with through forums, chat rooms, Facebook, and the like... who find satisfaction in arguing with you via their keyboard. These are usually young adults who live in their mothers basement who could never be able to hurt you in real life, so they get out all their sexual/social/financial frustrations on the Interweb. Those with keyboard muscles usually have no job/hobby/significant other/family, therefore have all the time in the world to pick pointless fights with intelligent contributors to society. They usually cannot spell to save their lives, and will try to insult you with everything they can think of. (which usually isn't anything that makes sense, AT ALL.) The best way to deal with those morons with Keyboard muscles? Kill'em with kindness. It may sound sooo cliche, Just try it! It works everytime. You want to actually get to them? be the nicest you can be. ;) I'm pretty sure it overloads them blows their empty little heads up. - We also see these types of muscles show on other things, like XboxLIVE- although known by other names. Please see: Xbox Live Dick

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The Urban Dictionary Mug

Ceramic mug (11 oz)
Dishwasher safe
Microwave safe
Word on front, definition on back
Comfortable handle
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Exactly what I was expecting and a great product.

Joseph B. 2023-10-13
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Review by Nathaniel S.

I was very happy in the experience and having a couple modifications made. The support team was very responsive And helpful in making sure it was done and delivered.

Nathaniel S. 2023-10-13
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looks exactly as I expected -- nicely packaged, also quick service~!

Mark F. 2023-10-12
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Review by Joy B.

As a Jolology major, I love my new mug!

Joy B. 2023-09-25
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I gave it as a gift and the recipient loved it. No indication where it was made, so maybe USA? That would be really nice, if so.

William K. 2023-09-24
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love it

Christian B. 2023-08-21
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Review by Paul Bishop P.

excellent customer service. i gave the wrong address and they got it here quick.

Paul Bishop P. 2023-08-21
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Sent a mug with DABNABIT printed on it to my Grandaughter for her birthday! She absolutely was thrilled with it! This is a saying I’ve used over the years a lot & we’ve always laughed about it! Ordered myself one too!!

Connie T. 2023-08-17
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My friend loves his gift coffee mug!

Steven C. 2023-08-03
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Loved it!

Jeanne H. 2023-07-30
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I am so thrilled that I found a mug with the exact sentiments I was looking for. This will be great in the future for birthday and xmas gifts.

Jill D. 2023-07-24
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The custom word and design came out perfectly, and my girlfriend absolutely adored the mug; I'll absolutely consider more custom-printed cups for birthdays and other occasions in the future.

Connor S. 2023-07-18
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lmao n. definitely buy a sex mug

zerin -. 2023-07-05

it was great 💀

💀 �. 2023-06-28

This cup is cool. I farted on it and my butt tickled

Doop S. 2023-06-26
Review by Fay D.

Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!

Fay D. 2023-06-25
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FUCK YEAAAAAAAA! MUUUUGZ WOOOOOO

ASD 2023-06-21

Yay. I got a mug... And it has the most accurate definition of my name ever lmfao. The quality is great and it's totally worth the price. For me, at least :)

Zaira Z. 2023-06-19

Love it . Its me down to a T

Craig F. 2023-06-07

It was a good gift

Demond W. 2023-06-01
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